The Billi Bardot Delicate Tops & Twat Show

“Today, I have a surprise for you. You’re going to see Billi Bardot’s sweater show!” the 41-year-old MILF says. “We’re have to be stretching out those sweaters with these big, massive scoops. It’s always interesting when I try on clothes. I thought you men might be interested in seeing it for yourself.” Billi thought right! The tender tops come off. The tender tops go on. They somehow stretch over her large, fake melons. And when the last sweater comes off, Billi’s panties come off, too, and this sweetheart fingers her pink love tunnel…the same love tunnel that will be fucked by a real dong later this week. Because, you know, Billi isn’t just a teaser. 40SOMETHING: I read on your model info sheet that you don’t costume to show off. Billi: No, not in my everyday life. I am usually around kids doing mom stuff, so I do not think that is appropriate. If I go to the food store, I’ll wear a baggy shirt, maybe some workout panties or yoga panties, shorts, T-shirt. Just normal stuff. Nothing that shows anything. 40SOMETHING: How about if you go out at night? Billi: That is different. Okay, there are two different going-out Billis. There’s the one who’s going out with a dude who usually ends up being so insecure and jealous that I can not wear anything revealing. At first, they’re like, “Oh, I love when you wear hawt clothes,” but then after a while, they don’t like when we’re out and people are looking at me. So I’ll quit going out with ’em. Then there’s me going out with my girlfriends, and that Billi gets dressed up and shows off. Dresses, V-cut tops, rompers, whatever. When you are going out with your girlfriends, you all play off of one another and dress up as wonderful as you can. 40SOMETHING: How long does a bra usually last? Billi: I do not wear bras all the time, so I have some bras that I’ve had for about a year. 40SOMETHING: Then what? Billi: The band stretches out. 40SOMETHING: Have you ever had one break on you? Billi: Oh, yes. The back strap part, where it clasps, will bend out all the way or the wires will come out a lot coz I’ll wear bras that I’ll gonna stuff my love melons into. 40SOMETHING: Front-loading bras and you don’t get along, do you? Billi: No. Never.