Win Minka’s Bra, Billibongs & Cunt

Beginning with the March 2007 edition, SCORE magazine started regularly running the SCORE Cutie Bra Giveaway Contest. Denise Derringer was the first to donate her personally autographed bra. Since then, over 30 lucky SCORE readers have opened their mailboxes to find a giant bra personally signed by their favorite covergirls and centerfolds, from Summer Sinn to Merilyn Sakova. In “Win Minka’s Bra, Pointer sisters & Cookie,” a reader is overjoyed to read that he has won the 44KK bra of the great Minka, the world’s bustiest Asian model and XXX movie scene superstar (Mega-Boob Olympics, Maximum Minka, many more). But he is in for a shock when Minka herself delivers her autographed bra right to his door. He is won more than he entered for when Minka has him unbutton her top, exposing her mega-boobs, and suck, lick and smooch her world-famous nipps, 2 of the pointiest teats ever seen. But that’s not the end of Minka’s sucker-punch. Minka fucks his ramrod between her 56 inches of hooter heaven and then drops to her knees for one of her famous blow jobs. This lucky winner is willing to completely lose his grip on reality but Minka’s not losing her grip on his pipe as she gobbles it down her throat. This brings us to a true story about one of Minka’s signed bras. Right before the deadline for the October 2013 issue, a box arrived at the office with a letter. Inside the box was an authentic Minka 44KK bra in pristine condition, signed and dated 9/19/08 from our April 2009 giveaway. This was a first in over six years of bra contests. No one had ever returned a bra and no bra was ever lost or stolen. Also in the box was a copy of November 2007 SCORE signed by Christy Marks from another contest. That issue was Christy’s first magazine appearance. The letter read: “To Elliot James: My new bride doesn’t want me to have those hanging around so I’m returning ’em to you at SCORE. An autographed copy of SCORE from Christy and Minka’s autographed boulder holder. Yeah, I was a double winner. Please find a new home for them.” We did find a new home for the bra so it all worked out.