The charming Joana, queen of cleavage, the royal Romanian, has a brassiere show in store for us. We get a prime seat in her bathroom as she tries on a variety of bras, some of ’em a little too undersized for her overdeveloped natural mounds. Finding a proper-fitting bra that she can buy takes time and patience. “I think I’m 106 centimeters around (42 inches), and I buy European bras that are 105GG,” says Joana. “I try to discover beautiful bras, but that is not always easy in my size to find the colors and the styles I look best in. I have 2 brands I like, Maria Jo and Prima Donna. I buy ’em on the Internet. I do not sleep wearing a bra. I know some beauties do. I prefer to sleep naked.” “I love having large bazookas. I didn’t like them at first, but I love them now.” We love ’em too and all the rest of Joana from the top of her head to the tips of her toes.